What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 03:14
My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”
Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!
She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”
How do you stop your balls from sweating?
What! how could you do that?
Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.
Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?
Why am I so jealous towards couples? Why am I tired of being single and feel my life is over?
Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”
What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?
True - how I loved my mum!
Is it true that LGB should drop T?
About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.
Do you know what she said mum?
What do you mean son?
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Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.
“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”
“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”
So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.